They promised cheesecake, but smoother, richer.
They promised cheesecake, but better.

Despite being rather photogenic, these tasteless mascarpone cheesecake rip-offs fell short on all counts.

As they used to say on the CBC TV classic Street Cents:
“These Chocolate Mascarpone Cheesecake Pots are fit
*pause for emphasis* for the pit.”

Back to the kitchen for something tastier (I hope).